The Life of Brian re-opens around the country this month.

And now, news of a new big screen Jesus. More specifically, a pot-smoking Jesus, played by Marilyn Manson. That’s right. The king of immature, make-up heavy schlock rock is in talks to play Emmanuel.

I’m thinking of a quote by Max Von Sydow from Woody Allen’s Hannah and Her Sisters. You know the quote…

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